Oh, man. +1

I love you.

You sure?

"Shiiiiiit, you want some first person linebacker footage, I'll show you some first person linebacker footage. Oh, you're talkin' about ON the field?" - Lawrence Taylor

100% agree. I really wish this site would make it easier for me to joke about a 62 year old man's erection.

If this were real, Tiger would dominate. He mastered the windmill years ago.

Be a woman?

You ok?

No wonder Costner doesn't feel the need to tour with Modern West anymore. There's enough fellatio in this article to last him a lifetime.

"No, man, let's do it again..I got this. I got this. Come on, Bus! Just read the damn prompter!"

Ron-DOH! Am I right? *kills self

+(.5 + .5)

Holy freakin' sh*t, Scott Hall looks fantastic. I remember seeing him on some goofy Youtube video a few years back where he was drunk talking about his glory days and I just thought "Welp, this guy's going to be dead soon." DDP is a Saint. This is nothing short of a miracle.

Or basketball in general I guess....when is NFL football starting!?!?

This is like a mini M Night Shyamalan movie for those of us who don't follow Nets basketball. SPOILER: Plumlee is...WHITE.

Squints. Tries to learn something about Hockey. Fails. Goes back to reading NFL special teams preview.

WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!?!?!?!?!?! NOW GIVE ME MY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, guy who made Kevin Ollie Super Saiyan gif, we need a penis ejaculating dollar bills stat.

This one is just legendary. I think his vomit face really sells it.