Yeah, it really looks like #1 is the one leading the charge and #2 is trying to get him to leave. #1 grabs the buns, not #2. He's innocent I tell ya!

"HA HA HAVE A FUCKING SQUASH CASSEROLE!"

Clicks on comment - can't figure out how to reply - closes window - takes nap.

+1

Contestant: I'd like to buy a D.

Idiocracy was a great movie.

"Have you seen my..." - Greg Oden

I'm fine with getting dunked on by dad. I just don't want to spend time with uncle touchy.

"That's nothin'. Only takes me about 2 minutes to get a triple-double. 3 minutes if I order fries, too." - Zac Randolph

Over/under on amount of time purchaser waits to snort cocaine off of these? I say before they leave the parking lot, while intensely whispering "what a rrrrruuuush."

"Whoooooooo's gonna have the highest bid when they auction off my house?!?"

Be honest, you got this from his Tinder profile didn't you?

LeBron, LeBron, LeBron, LeBron, LeBron

Green smiled. "Oh, meet Vanessa," he said. "My sister."

But I wouldn't say he knew when to walk away.

Ocean's 14 is going to be..um...strange.

Forget jokes, I just realized Vitale sounds like Vitality and, of course, he's known for being a high energy clown. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!? I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

Ol' Laser Face is pissed.

Watch out, we know what happened the last time Ford tried whip-its.

"You think that's how you do a fan dirty?" - Tiger Woods