Now I really want to see a brick shithouse on wheels.

Battier: But guys, the Backstreet Boys had 5 members.

Please check back later when the Browns inevitably piss off Campbell and Shula and are forced to interview...

As someone who has spent the last 12 hours trying to think of a Crabs / Dick (Richard) joke...

And a defibrillator on standby.

What will Coach Kidd think of next!?

"We're going...to HOME...DEPOT!"

Mmmmm, swamp ass.

Crossfit. I thought I would hate the overall bro culture and the people would just be unbearable, but it has been a life saver for me. I just left a company I had been with for a decade to go out on my own and I have felt super isolated. When I'm not working, I'm spending time with my wife and 3 kids. Crossfit has me…

How can you grow that much hair on your chin and not grow any above your lip?

"That's not a flop, THIS is a flop." - Greg Oden

Are you Jeff (ugh) Goldblum?

Chinese Man #1: Are we sure that's Steve Francis and not Todd Bridges?

So, dumb. So very dumb. +1

For Sale: 2010 Crown Victoria, Low Mileage, Great Horse Plower...errr, Horsepower

Strange time to go on Chatroulette, Jay.

Snyder to Staff: His brother is a genius, so he's gotta be pretty good, right? Right? RIGHT? RIGHT?!?! RIGHT!?!?!

Hey, Kias aren't that bad.

I have watched that Lynch run 100x. Incredible. But I would like to add the Jerome Simpson front flip to the greatest play of the 21st century discussion. I mean, HE FLIPPED OVER A DEFENDER AND LANDED ON HIS FEET IN THE ENDZONE! As someone who can barely do a cartwheel, it still blows my freaking mind. We should be…

Oh, man. +1