I went to the doctor a few years back thinking I injured my shoulder and he told me it was arthritis. I took ibuprofen for a few weeks and warm up and haven’t had a problem since. Am not suggesting that I, a 36 year old desk jockey am strong/better, than 24 year old all-pro Todd Gurley. BUT, it does make you wonder...

One of the messages in the screenshot was capitalized differently than the others, which suggested that someone was manually sending this sweaty plea from all of these accounts.

There’s a slim but real chance that he will start in on some extremely online redpill shit

And I always thought Bogut was more of an Antifa(ried)

will have to receive a letter of clearance from the Sydney Kings

34-year-old center Andrew Bogut

I don’t think this counts towards the Warriors standard of, “Getting shitty dudes a ring,” since he already was that dude before. 

Well, I hope Draymond at least sends you a card on Father’s Day.

I do this to my son and he usually kicks me in the nads and I drop the ball. 

How can you bring something back that was never there in the first place?

That’s a clown answer, bro.

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

with the grace of God, you will one day be a middle-aged man with a successful career and a contented family life

Somehow that’s even dumber.

lol that fuckin sucks

I tell people that I’m a full time athlete and that’s a lot of miles.  I am also a part time lover.  

The old ladies in my grandmother’s bridge league were regularly users of HGH. Hydrox, Gin, and Halobetasol for rashes.  

It’s CDXX which is 420 in Roman Numerals

Half a half marathon is still a lot of running and she should be proud of that.  

Missed opportunity for the fabled “GPS dong” if instead of doubling back at mile 11 you just kept going straight up to Buck Rd and then hung a right.