+1 Lance Briggs reference. 

Needs a Lamborghini? If only he had been on the Edens on the evening of August 27, 2007.

this attacker is apparently “known to the police for orchestrating similar incidents in the past.”

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

My ultimate takeaway is that Arnold still makes me feel bad about myself.

I agree with you, in principle.  I also think it’s on him to draw the blinds if he doesn’t want people to see him take a shit.  

he’s deciding for himself whether vaccines are real, doing the research, reading hundreds of instagram posts to get to the truth

It’s funny isn’t it? If we went around volunteering toilet photos and massage parlor videos for all the see, the answer would be absolutely nobody would want to see them.That’s disgusting they’d say. But when they exist, and are not volunteered, god dammit we NEED to see them, and under Florida statutory law we should…

A-Log

Seems like A-Rod has finally made peace with #2.

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.

Man we need to find a way to pay these women enough to make it worth it to play here.

Draymond Green should feel grateful that Boban has never been tempted to feed him a dose of his own medicine.

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Isn’t this the basis of a Snickers commercial?

“I am no hitman”

...as well as a cell phone believed to have been dropped by one of the shooters...

From the looks of this lawsuit, that probably won’t be true for long

Suing other people for your inability to control your intake of alcohol just continues a what looks like a pattern of not taking responsibility for one’s own actions here.