Soooo...is he playing Words with Friends or just cruising Instagram?

...and when she’s not comping angry customers’ desserts, she’s flying on a private jet.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see Giants CEO Larry Baer making a big push to trade for Urias as well.

I’m mostly surprised that he didn’t injure his back while getting low.

I still haven’t recovered from watching Jusuf Nurkić’s broken leg, so I’ll be sitting this one out.

I don’t think either one is funny.

I grew up in Milwaukee, and have lived in Chicago, Los Angeles, and Denver over the past 17 years . I always get tickets to see the Brewers whenever they visit the city I’m living in. Hands down, Dodger Stadium is the scariest place to wear the visiting team’s jersey.

More like Betsy DeVoidofHumanEmotion, amiright?

Geez, this takes the whole “next man up” mentality to another level.

Big props to Monte Morris. He earned his spot. He takes care of the ball (he’s got one of the highest assist/TO ratios in the league), and he’s played some big minutes while the Nuggs were dealing with a shit-ton of injuries to starters this season.

I’m don’t even get what Tyree is trying to prove here — congrats one being able to throw hard, but it doesn’t look good when you only complete 25% of your passes during a basic drill.

How will this impact his future chances of getting into the Bridge Hall of Fame?

Absolutely. The real winners of this deal are anyone who watches MNF.

That’s just Flash being Flash, y’all!

Apparently the Patriots’ playoff pregame routine consists of Tom Brady deflating his balls by 2 psi, and Robert Kraft deflating his by 2 tsp.

+1 Table shower

I think the Giants fan’s shorts are wet and thus the lower part of his shirt got wet. Maybe he went swimming? Maybe he just took a table shower? Sadly, we’ll never know how his shirt and shorts got so wet in front of Orchids of Asia...

For what it’s worth, I’d much rather hang out with Brian Scalabrine than Tristan Thompson.

Thoughts and prayers for the wildly gifted athletes who will miss out on one year of free education. I hope they turn out okay...

“Players can earn points for a variety of reasons—tardiness, fighting, not hanging lion posters, etc.—”