I’d rather he get tackled too. Lordy was he terrible on TV.

That was bananas [boat].

“What’s the big deal?”

I know he was being stupid and breaking the law, but I do have some pity for him just for the three seconds of free fall he experienced where he thought he was going to die. I’ve had that nightmare, so I know how scary it is.

It’s early yet...

B+ for the effort.  Only missing the folding table by 5 feet on a 40 foot drop is pretty impressive when taking into account the assumed lack of practice.

Only thing missing here is a gator and some type of illicit drug.

You say this happened in Florida?

Title Nein!

Like most of my experiences with a Brazilian, this one also involves a very sensitive and irritated asshole.

That’s clearly Norwegian Jiu-Jitsu... because there’s Norway he was actually injured.

The thing that has always pissed me off about Manfred and his stupid fucking game speed ideas is that he and MLB appear completely unwilling to address something that actually bothers players: the length of time spent standing around in between innings, after regular warm-ups have taken place during playoff games. 

The best a man can get, for $79.00 in Jupiter.

Here’s a fun fact: This massage parlor is essentially across the street from Harbourside.

Why is that Giants dude so sweaty? And why is that naked dude so naked? And how many fantasy football teams are going to be named Orchids of Asia this year?

Ad server algorithm dropped a Gillette razor commercial in the middle of this article. NICE.

But why are Mark’s pants wet?

I mean, real players hedge their bets. 

Trump. Say they got Trump.

In fairness, it was also premised on the fact that making kids go through a year of unpaid NCAA basketball let them come into the league with pre-built hype while also giving teams more information about those players before the draft.