Abortion Crickets isn’t bad, either.

Dibs on Abortion Minded Mothers for my hardcore band.

Dude...check your math

“Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

How the fuck are the living going to stand a snowball’s chance in hell against the ice zombies?

He seems like he knows what he's talking about and is confident. You think being smart is arrogant?

I’ve been reading about the Dutch. Culturally they just don’t put up with much bullshit. They can be considered “abrupt" by people not used to their ways. 

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

Mark Wahlberg and I have one thing in common... we both wish he would have been on that plane on 9/11.

They didn’t really give up, though. If Tech is supposed to just dribble out the clock, the defenders need to leave him alone. Instead, four of those five Baylor players are out there trying to prevent the inbounds and hassling the ball-handler. It’s half-assed at best, of course, but they’re doing it nonetheless.

The player who dunked is a walk-on. He’s not on scholarship, he works his tail off in practice every day, and never gets to play except in the last minute of a blow out.

To quote a great man: “No one wins, one side just loses more slowly.”

Luckily after these two incidents the Panthers instituted safety policies that ensured that stray pucks would only ever hit empty seats.

The real kicker in all this is, of course, Kareem Hunt. 

Thank god he doesn’t have a weed habit.

Terrible how all these women keep ruining men's careers. 

Also Nikola Jokic 

I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when he pitched this movie.

So their legal strategy is “well it’s not like they didn’t already know he was a suspected paedo!”