“How can you make everybody better if you got four people dribbling the ball up the court?”

This is to queso what Fox is to news

Whoa, a Bush administration official found a WMD!

Deondre’s gotta learn that you have to win a Heisman or a Championship before they’ll start covering for you down in Tallahassee. 

Man, a tweet like that is absolutely going to murder his credibility.

Well, yeah, the team sucks now, so of course they can start showing the makings of a spine.

More like Five Guys (out of a job) amirite? 

I hope the prison guards got Lam burgers.

That’s good enough for the “Lone Star State..."

I see the deregulation and privatization of the U.S. penal system is proceeding apace. Taxpayers being well-served by these tax cuts.

Oh, shit, he’s back ...

Update: the company is Texas Prisoner Transport Services, according to police.

It may seem like Kyrie is contradicting himself but it’s like the old saying goes, “There’s two sides to every planet.”

Kristaps and Luka. This is the dream I didn’t know I had 6 months ago.

I’ll give him a 9.1 on the jump, but he would have scored higher with better form and more air…

Since it involved the Heat, I immediately thought about this and smiled:

Unsure who is worse, guy who gets drunk at Heat game and fights cops? Or dude who has THAT many hashtags in an Instagram post. I think it’s this Heat fan by a nose.

There were more direct ways to ask Bridget Moynahan to the station’s holiday party, Mike.

Super Bowl LIX is going to be the best