How many failures from Texas does this dead man have to keep tabs on?

Truly the Bushest of Leagues.

George H.W. Bush actually avoided football his entire life. He didn’t like that there was a penalty for illegal contact.

Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS. 

“Nobody but those doomed to the fiery pits of hell could ever possibly care about the XFL."

“The Packers have informed me that there letting me go.”

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

The good news is that, per his contract, Jon Gruden will have nine more years to figure out the NFL’s rules and when to throw the red flag. He should have it down by 2022 at the latest.

They had to attempt the headbutt again after the first one was called back for offsides.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

thought that at first, too, but the official flips the other guy’s score from 4 to 5, so his shot must have hit the table and just been blokkered from view.

Somehow, the Redskins have already signed him. 

In all seriousness, her wearing a yellow star turns this from just hilarious and pathetic to extremely and unforgivably gross. 

personally I still can’t get over that guy sitting in the dark bathroom for eight days now. I’m consumed and fascinated by it.

How many Muggsy Bogues is that?

There will be serious chaffing after a few hours. 

It hit that cherry-picker operator right in the hands, he has to catch that. No excuses.

Bol Bol knows knows threes threes.

Now the clock is right none times a day. 

Sure is a bad look for Purdue. It’s a shame they had to...