Elijé said reports that he was a transgender woman were wrong and that he is a man.

I salute your service, General Kelly. Don’t give up!

Sure, but those last 10 times out of that 100 are for when the middle-aged man is only barely middle-aged and was in the goddamn NFL six years ago.

And he only retired from the NFL in 2012, so it’s not like he’s from the leather helmet era or anything. He’s only 42, for Christ’s sake!

I bet they run a Devil's Triangle offense

Looks like Faulk has stayed in great shape. A&M staffer looks like he was headed to Dave and Busters after the game. 

“They will not be here today or yesterday or any part of this week for unacceptable behavior—actions that are completely unacceptable to anything we’re about,” Morris said.

To be fair, the Missouri cheer squad is made up entirely of the cousins of Arkansas football players. 

Arkansas is just 2-9 this season, with their wins coming over Tulsa and Eastern Illinois

Probably just telling Alexa to replay his favorite Toto song.

Luckily bad voting decisions driven by horrible reasoning are relatively rare.

Great video but no way this doesn’t feature in at least a half-dozen 2020 GOP commercials. 

Not technically a sequel, but come on . . .

Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

In another remarkable parallel to Farley and his commentary on the human condition, it appears that Smith will soon be living in a van down by the river.

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

They should just dump Fultz now before Butler murders him during a time out 

I’m told that it’s not really a sign of trouble unless trotting is painful after 9 months. The Knicks should be able to really ride him full speed after 12-15 months. So there’s still time. That said, I do not know how much those benchmarks apply to a Unicorn, since they are for regular old horses.

Do we count all those years Gilbert Arenas got paid huge sums of money to not be in the NBA? Or is there some kind of “multiplying by (agent) Zero always equals Zero” rule going on where it doesn’t count?

Parker’s career has been such a struggle because of nothing more than rotten luck, and all NBA fans should want him to succeed.