I really thought the ‘indefinite suspension’ he received after he put bounties on at least two HOF QBs would straighten Williams out. Guess I was wrong. 

Recruits have options, sure. But what about players like Brock Hoffman? He has to sit out a year. I’m sure he can rest easy now that the NCAA has decided his mom’s cancer isn’t that serious.

Listen here. I am a pastor’s daughter. You need Jesus.

Goth Hip-hop. Now I want to see this even more. There are pics of me in my high school that I am trying to convince my niece to find and destroy. Puberty is a nightmare.

I wish there was video.

THIS.

Why do these people like giving money to people who don’t need or deserve it?

Wasn’t there a story about MM buying a wedding dress and taking it with her whenever they traveled, because she didn’t really know when or where it was going to happen?

Ted Cruz was born in Canada. Where is Tedward now? He’s actually being persecuted in a sense, and it’s all quiet in Texas? Still licking Trump’s overworked, smelly oxfords? Sniveling, spineless garbage person that he is.

Schefter isn’t a journalist. He’s a Price is Right showcase model that smiles and poses for the Goodell and company instead of Bob Barker/Drew Carey.

Equivocating calling someone a “redneck bible thumper” with racist slurs? You might not call yourself a racist, but people with a functioning frontal lobe sure do.

Weird bunch. :)

I think her experience is pretty similar, but she doesn’t talk about it very often. Her post-op experiences have been pretty awful, but she had a lot of people (doctors and nurses) call her weak or a drama queen, so she just dealt with it. I didn’t know her hair color was a factor in pain management. I always tell her…

My mom, a red head, has always reacted weirdly to pain meds. I thought it was just her. Obviously not. I’m just some rando, but I’m curious. Are you more sensitive to meds too? She doesn’t go near opioids.  

I feel like “band” is being generous to them. Calling those frosted tip, chonks that howl and twang-screech a band just seems wrong. More like, a group of men with the same terrible stylist and the ability to sell tickets at county fairs. Contry is the correct genre name for them. 

I recommend Christopher Hitchens’s ‘The Missionary Position.’ No one hated/hates that old hag more than he did. I believe he posits that she enjoyed the suffering of others, (especially brown people), AND she lost her faith but kept going because she liked the attention. RIP Hitchens. I miss him.

Nuance, satire, and metaphor escape them. You know, the things that make people interesting, teachable, and empathetic? Yeah, they don’t understand any of those things. 

I’m in your club. Hated him since USC. I re-watch old games of him losing because it makes me happy. Nothing disgusts me more than disingenuous assholes and while he isn’t their king, he’s definitely in the court. 

Oh my god! Wage stagnation is MY fault! I’m skilled but work two jobs because I chose the wrong skill! I should have chosen speaking out of my ass for money! I better get to the middle school pronto so I can find some devotees. I can’t wait to blow their minds with my finger pointing and name-calling! I’ll be their…

Aren’t these religious contractors betraying their one, true god? Capitalism.