Good. Are they also pulling his comedy specials from Netflix? On top of his gross extra-curricular activities he is boring. Like energy-sucking vampire boring. His anecdotes/jokes are as bland and dead as his eyes. 

She appears to fit their intelligence level and emotional stability requirements. Of course there are many people off their meds who would fit said requirements.

Nuance, history, and literacy escapes many of these people.

I read somewhere that with the rise of Crossfit, doctors have seen a coordinating rise in visits for completely avoidable injuries. There are plenty of ways to work out hard and get results whilst not ruining your body, but when you follow an ideology instead of common sense, bad things happen.

Calhoun was a raging asshole and his name has no business anywhere near my home state.

You win. The only thing I could come up with was Stepford Wife caftans, for those days of bloat and bloody marys. 

Xenophobic and isolationist policies are generally reprehensible AND they’ve never served this country particularly well. It is not how we are designed to function. The nationalists frothing at the mouth would know that if they read any American history text, even the ones that gloss over our worst flaws. Of course…

He is just a symptom of their rotten hearts. We need to look at our local gov’ts and start there. Then we have November. We can’t get complacent. Apathy is what got us here. 

I am in essential retail. The measures that are in place are protecting me and my family from getting sick. We are not expendable. We are not statistics. We matter a whole hell of a lot to our friends and family.

So first all of these people roll around with each other in a flag-worshiping frenzy, spreading the virus. Then, they want the stores to fully open so that they can spread their disease to the people who have to be there, so that THEIR rights aren’t infringed upon. Yeah, makes sense. s/

People who are bad at humanity should be exiled somewhere or publicly shamed. Instead, they have been appointed as leaders and given power. You could google the average rent in this country, and they can’t even do that. They may not be stupid, but they are useless to the citizens they represent. 

I hesitate to underestimate how smart some these people are, but overall they all seem to be either bad at math or humanity. In this case, it could be both. 

I think they are more afraid of looking stupid than actually being stupid. A desire to educate yourself requires an amount of humility and willingness to look foolish sometimes.

Charged with a DUI while driving on suspension and then somehow managed to plead down to reckless driving? I thought only Matt Gaetz got those kind of deals.  

The Nosferatu-looking one? That’s twisted. No wonder you sought help. 

Many of them subscribe to the prosperity gospel, which is sort of related to Calvinism. It is a disgusting and anti-Christian teaching. This teaching pretty much tells you that if you have wealth, either by inheritance, luck, vaguely criminal activity, outright but acceptable criminal activity (legal forms of con…

Not only bad at math, but scientifically illiterate by choice. They also choose to demean the validity of experiences that are not their own. One Trump evangelical told me his story about how he formed his “correct opinions.” CORRECT OPINIONS, everyone! All of their terrible choices combined will hurt/kill them AND…

This has been their truth all along. There has never been a point to arguing about semantics with them or allowing them to voice their perspective in the spirit of good debate.

I have to always close the lids on my toilets. I learned this after I saw my tiny girl cat crawl into the toilet bowl (whole body) for a quick drink, because her untouched water bowl, fountain, and special cup of water I keep by the sink for her is just not enough. 

Thanks! WYTS is what originally got me to Deadspin, and that was 8 years ago. I know it will be back, probably on Vice, but it won’t be the same. How will I get thru my day without chuckling at the inevitable butthurt newb who feels the need to defend his/her team’s honor? Even if the Texans fan letter was fake, it…