I came for this.

All are welcome to join me on my soapbox or in my grapefruit firing squad. Please bring your own fruit.

Now I love your dad, too. ;)

I believe this is actually rule 9 from the narcissist’s playbook. All political parties have those.

Now you can make up for lost time. Go therefore and be the biggest and best asshole you can be. Make sure to be unsympathetic to everyone’s needs but your own. If you have a filter, forget that it exists. Replace every thoughtful response with, people are saying or I wholeheartedly believe, then offer the most…

He/she is an unoriginal douchecanoe.

Alrighty Dr. Chong. Since you’re sad about losing your meal ticket, how’s about an accurate report? HIPAA doesn’t seem to concern you at all, so is a quintuple bypass coming down the pike? Brain tumor? Jakob Creutzfeldt?

An aide who used to work for Mueller is saying that there are too many grammatical and legalese errors for this to be a product of his former office.

I’m sure she loves her dad. But, that doesn’t change that she’s a rhetoric spewing alarmist that uses fear-mongering instead of facts.

Thanks. Three years in April. I miss him every day.

You can. Channel that pain and join the grapefruit firing squad Ms. McCain has inspired me to create.

I believe, wholeheartedly, that Carl leaves 99.9% of his sexual partners unsatisfied. But, that is just a statistical observation based on my experience with stupid, selfish, jackwagons.

I’m a traditionalist when it comes to yelling obscenities, claiming victimhood, and ranting about grapefruit firing squads. I like to do it outside.

Beloved by her. I would think.

Who makes these decisions? Not only is it gross and humiliating, toxic shock is a real concern if they have to wait to change their tampon.

We are awarded righteous impunity because we have lost loved ones!

This is a fantastic assessment. But, pay no attention to Red Angel. They are an old troll, tomato-face, who should recede back to the depths of their cave. Or mom’s basement. Or prison cell.

I didn’t know having a dying/dead beloved father gave me a license to be a hypocritical blowhard.

Hey. Red Angel is tomato-face, an old troll.

Hey, mods. I’m probably in the greys, but could you look into a troll posting under the name, Republican? All of their discussions are racist, hateful, and add nothing of meaning to any conversation. Thanks!