I look forward to this being released right after Duke Nukem Forever finally comes out!

Oh wait...that did finally come out, after like 15 years of start and stop development. Huh. Guess it must have been really good!

This is some crazy shit. I wonder how someone with that kind of ego and sense of self worth will respond to being told that they are objectively less famous and in demand than Chris Rock.

Also, negotiating fees is literally the job of your agent. If you’re pissed about what you got paid, you might want to start…

I would respect them if they immediately reinstated the ban after screening that pile.

OK, that doghead guy sketch was pretty great.

“Fuck yes!” or “no”. I don’t know why this is such a difficult concept.

Probably should record future meetings

Oh no, now a bunch of 70 year old white men aren’t going to see this movie!

The original lineup’s back together, raising hell.

And their drummer was Filthy Phil.

as part of Franco’s Sex Scenes class

Cryptocurrency: the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Ah yes, the Penis of Penzance clause.

Age of consent in Texas has a 3 year window. If one party is a minor (under the age of 17), consent can be given and no crime has been committed if the other party is less than 3 years older, which seems like a fair window. Unless you’re 3 years and a day older, but an absolute cutoff has to be stated in laws or…

I spite-bought the Kindle edition of this book, just to do my tiny part to contribute to the blow to the idiot’s ego, and eventual aneurism. I have no interest in reading it.

This guy gets it.

You’re right.

Thank you for unraveling this mystery. The mainstream media tried to hide this for too long.

“If you can catch it, you can eat it!”

I went here (or a place very like it) in Kyoto. It was a fun doofy thing to do. And there’s a small tank for dumb dumbs to remove fish with a net as a last resort if you get frustrated trying to catch your dinner.

See more indie, foreign, and classic films at the local arthouse cinema.