You know what else super sperm is no match for? A condom. Men can easily take control of their birth control situation. Especially if they’re wary of gold-diggers.

Contraception can’t stop Antonio Cromartie, it can only hope to contain him.

He’s Eeyore in sad politician form.

“Women’s rights became important to me after I had a daughter.”

Yeah. :/

That series was Gawker at its most petty and annoying. Now that they are revamping the site away from politics, it should definitely go.

Lol. I know, right?

You’re right. Gawker should end that “series”.

Gawker just got interesting for the next 200 days or so.

yep , i write texts in full sentences

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

I’m honestly more perplexed why Sienna Miller is still so famous than I am Kate Hudson.

I think she’s a horrible actress and I don’t particularly like her style either so I’m with the NYT. I’m not baffled by her fame and success though, she fits right in with the ‘professional beauty’ and her accomplishments seem to be limited to beauty product endorsement, getting hounded by the paparazzi and tabloid…

She’s tiny and blonde... is it a big shock that she was courted by the fashion industry?

1. The hijab. I am dead. I just want to roll around in the shade forever.

Do you ever suppose the Republican Muslim Coalition and Log Cabin Republicans hang out? Is it like how the goth kids sometimes used to sit with the theatre kids?

And “cos” is short for Cosby. WHICH IS THE GREATER CRIME?

“‘Cause” is too similar to “cause” and “‘cos” is too…trigonometry. “Cuz” projects the intended informality and is not easily confusable with other terms. Plus, very phonetic.

Ha, I know, it’s kind of insane. But I’m not going to copy the whole thing! I’ll just have onion rings.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.