Eh, 3 shots of espresso has about the same amount of caffeine as 2 cups of coffee (12 oz cups). That’s not really enough to be considered unhealthy for the average healthy adult.

I think it’s really easy to be nostalgic about the early ‘00s if you didn’t have to live through the era of 3" zipper low-rise jeans and navigate the politics of visible thongs.

But I just told him I wanted an early-2000s vibe because that was my favorite era of music.”

My dad was an ER doc and I wish I could show him this picture and tell him “she says she fell off a motorcycle.” He’d laugh his ass off.

You’re joking here but wild pigs can indeed be dangerous. If someone got between a sow and her piglets, they’d regret it.

This is a point she should emphasize more. One of the things I find most compelling about Warren is that she used to be a “bootstraps” conservative, but she changed her mind after years of looking at the data. Once she looked at how most people ended up in bankruptcy (rather than relying on lazy generalizations about b…

The best candidate is the one who pulls in the most votes. That’s what a primary is meant to determine. Arguing people into voting for your preferred candidate on the basis that they have the greatest appeal is the equivalent of Jeb Bush begging for applause. If he had the greatest appeal, you wouldn’t have to be out…

This is delusional. He has consistently had an approval rating over 80% in his own party. The last thing we need to do is demoralize our base to appeal to the next to non-existent on the fence republican.

And it’s doubly so when we consider how republicans typically stay home instead of vote when they’re dissatisfied…

And her former party affiliation keeps being trotted out as a negative, which is also laughable. Progressive policies are actually fiscally conservative. Who better to make that argument than someone who was conservative to begin with?

It’s almost like these tired ass talking points are used as a cover for something…

Me, a knuckle-brained ignoramus: “What if, instead of nominating someone we don’t like and don’t agree with, we nominated someone... that didn’t suck?”

If he wins the primary, that’s exactly what I’ll fucking do because I’m not a selfish prick who thinks my vote is a reflection on myself and not a tool to help the masses. Until then, I get to vote for Elizabeth Warren and feel great about it. 

“Please clap.”

1.) “Don’t vote FOR this candidate, vote AGAINST the other candidate.” didn’t work so well in 2016

Not even Leslie Knope would vote for Joe when she could vote Warren.

He’s the one that looks like Karlie Kloss if she were a boy

I will take any and all snakes, reptiles, or literal nest of vipers in my bed any day over the cold-blooded species known as republicons.

I’ve always found mattress buying troublesome. Trying out a mattress in a store isn’t comparable to sleeping on it for a couple of days. I mean, you can have a good idea of what works for you in terms of firmness, topper, classic spring or foam, etc, but in reality until you spend some time with that mattress, there’s…

I have a mattress that I got from Endy and I love it. I picked them over Casper because it’s a Canadian company and the head-to-head reviews of Casper vs Endy make it sound like it was a better fit for me. I recommended it to a close friend who had lower back issues and it made a real difference for her as well. For…

Trust me, it’s abundantly clear that the staff at my CVS aren’t doing any of that shit. They gave me the wrong dose of a medicine and didn’t even apologize when I pointed it out! And I have had the same medicines on auto fill every month with CVS for the last eight years—yet they still manage to constantly fuck it up.…

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