Expectations in my stocking: Socks, chapstick, crackerjacks, dove chocolates, toothbrush, and a clementine at the bottom. Anything else is wrong.

I don’t know, I’ve never seen a raw food warning on either of those things.

Right?! Chocolate chip cookies are NOT a Christmas Cookie unless you do something specific to make it festive. I just had an argument with my boyfriend about this.

Hollandaise sauce is technically cooked though. Same with eggnog, its brought up to 160 before its chilled. The proteins just aren’t bonded to each other. 

I can confidently say that if there hadn’t been a no-contact order from the courts, I would have probably taken my ex back after he threatened my life with a gun. I knew it was wrong, but I was in shock and not able to process anything properly. And that was as an empowered, feminist, financially independent woman. I…

WELL IF THIS CLAYTON ASSHOLE ISNT VICTIM-BLAMEY.

Yes. It is the DA of the municipality that files charges, NOT the victim. I had no say over the charging of my ex, which is why if you look him up its Garfield vs State of Wisconsin instead of Garfield vs SpookyKara.

Do you think Thomas Markle is friends with Michael Lohan?

I just had to tell a guy to be quiet at a Fleetwood Mac concert. He spent most of the concert shouting about how they should play “Tusk” and even kept shouting over their performances of like “Landslide” and “Dreams” and even “Rhiannon”. So I finally turned to him and was like “I CHECKED THE SET LIST AND THEY’RE NOT…

She probably saw the comment out of context, and Portman is right- she shouldn’t have named anyone. By naming Simpson it implied that Simpson was intentionally sending out mixed messaging, but that wasn’t what Portman saw.

Right? Like if this was so important, where was the legislation 8 years ago? 4 years ago? Literally any time before a lame duck extraordinary session?

When I read this I did not get that she thought she should be working with Mac Miller forever, but that she thought she should be recording music forever.

The early voting was already decided in court, so hopefully that part of the shady shit gets overturned quickly.

This is also infuriating because the far north is VERY blue. Granted not huge population-wise, but I’m so sick of these clowns acting like the only dems in Wisconsin are in Madison and Milwaukee.

Dumb. 101 Dalmations clearly takes place in the the 1960's. If you’re going by the book it was made from, 1950's.

What did she get? A gigantically extravagant event about herself, lots of attention, press coverage, etc...

She more-or-less posted this on her instagram stories.

Costa Rica is SO safe. This story is an outlier. And travelling alone is amazing. I hope you have the best time!

Right? My experience in Costa Rica was more friendly/safe than being in South Florida! I need to do everything I can to keep my mother from seeing this story before I go there next month.

Interesting that the dancing behind the dollhouse wasn’t choreographed. I actually thought that specific dance move made Ariana seem most like Jenna Rink.