Yep, thats how it was with my ex and then one day it escalated to him pointing a gun at me.

Sorry, you should go through some counseling for your anger issues because punching walls can escalate to worse. Even if you *KNOW*... That’s how my ex was and then one day he pulled a gun on me.

YEP. So many people were skeptical when my abuse became public.

My roommate texted me asking if I had kitchen string today. I thought it was hilarious, both that she couldn’t find it and that she thought I might have it. So I condescendingly tell her to check the kitchenware aisle at the grocery store or ask an employee. Then I make fun of her for planning on making something so…

Because he always looks like Ricky from TPB.

I do not like their voices together.

I was in two weddings this year, both with bridesmaid dresses from DB. Thank god that they picked that rather than some expensive boutique. No idea what to do with the dresses now, though. I listed them on Poshmark, but they will probably stay in the back of my closet until I one day have kids and can make a dress up…

Megyn Kelly, could I please have like half of one of those millions? Please? You won’t even notice its gone.

I seriously want to cry at their suggestion. I’m 30 and regularly make a choice on overdrafting on rent or student loans. 

Oh god Ashley Graham’s relationship is taking me back to my cult-church days.

I don’t think I’ve sent any embarrassing texts, but I definitely have a problem with not locking my screen. I have definitely started a facebook live of the inside of my bra while I was working out. Luckily no one could see anything.

Also, once I accidentally sent a snapchat of my boobs to my sister. I had accidentally…

I have a tall butt crack so I hate low-rise jeans. I cannot make it through life with that much plumbers butt. I need my high-waist!

Once I was at a community lobby conference and I got redirected from the adult dinner to the youth dinner. I was 28 and dressed in a skirt suit. I don’t mind that I look younger than I am, but please- I am a competent professional, know I’m old enough to vote at least.

Not enough Valerie Bertinelli or cancer for Lifetime.

Just make sure you get it fixed.

I’m a sobbing mess in my cubical.

lol where they gonna put those powers though? They took them away from places like State Treasurer and Secretary of State and gave them to the Governor, but now all statewide offices are held by dems....

Okay but can they please make flights scent free? I go into anaphylaxis over certain scents (I don’t even know which ones, I just carry an epipen and hope for the best). Getting stuck next to someone doused in perfume or cologne is my biggest fear.

Have your pity party. You’ve earned it. I’ve run for office and lost, I completely understand what you’re feeling. Wallow in it if you need to. But don’t write anything off while you lick your wounds- reevaluate when you heal.

Do you live in a state with a chapter of EmergeAmerica? Or other candidate training programs…

Ain’t it good to be a Minnesotan?

I knocked doors for both Phillips and Craig, I can’t believe how blue some of those suburbs went! My mom’s district is usually 65% or so GOP and their state house rep hardly even won- only a margin of 117 votes that kept it from flipping blue! It’s amazing!