My boyfriend’s mom was in labor while in line to vote.

Do you think maybe her face is super wrinkly but her high pony works like a facelift and keeps her face smooth?

Yes, erasing the work of black women is racist. It might not be intentional, but its still racist.

I would like a presidential candidate that doesn’t have one foot in the grave and also has some political experience. Thank you.

I would like a president with some actual political experience. Thanks.

Different things motivate different people. I don’t work out by walking around my neighborhood because then I feel guilty for not bringing my dog (who can’t actually walk very far). And then there’s the risk of getting run over because my city has a serious problem with not stopping for pedestrians. I know I won’t get…

This is me but add getting an IUD into it so I didn’t want to crawl out of bed due to cramping and hormonal changes.

I like working out. But I hate a lot about it. I hate getting changed, going to the gym, being in the cold on the way to the gym, the fact that I have to leave my house (don’t pitch your at-home workouts plz), I hate that I have to shower after. But I enjoy the workout part. I usually go because I give myself the…

I love mayo. Like as someone who can’t eat dairy, mayo takes the place of ranch and bleu cheese and a lot of cheeses that I can’t have.

I want to be a cadaver and people always look at me freaked out when I say that.

Agreed. My last relationship dissolved in a domestic that resulted in the arrest of my ex. I wanted SO BAD to tweet petty shit about him, but was advised not to by the DA. There is always part of you that wants to have this kind of reaction.

I agree with the content of her clapback, though. Maybe not the action, but the content. “for somebody who claims to hate relevancy u sure love clinging to it huh” and I 100% agree with that statement

I’m just glad that Carl ended up in Westworld.

I used to follow Adrienne Bailon on instagram but she was one of the most obnoxious over-the-top people ever. And her husband is a gospel singer who takes me back to my cult church days, so no thanks.

Well, this show was incredibly unfocused. I did not find any of her “confidence” charming or cool, it was really entitled. And she is painfully 21 years old.

I’m on the fence. Most of the Prince tributes have been awful and absolutely nothing he would feel honored by. The only posthumous remembrance I’ve seen of Prince that he would be touched by was when immediately after his death when the whole state of MN (and many parts of the country) turn purple and people literally…

Yeah, it absolutely wasn’t anything I would have signed a lease for if I had seen it first!

One town over!

This is such a violation. I mean, the dying a vagina is bad enough, but she had enough trust in him that she allowed her EMPLOYER to examine her. He’s such a pig.

I don’t know how my friend “knew” but it was obvious that he could sense a person’s personality. We were in student government together in college and he was always able to manipulate a room to his will, it was freaky. I just hadn’t shared much information about what I was experiencing- its possible he guessed about…