i would have no life without ana or the exoprogram.... i regret that we have become strangers... there never seems to be enough time

Lucky. Mine just screams “YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!”

I think it’s a good thing. I hope more developers were vocal in the company about the shitty business practices because I know they worked their hearts and souls at this game to make it look and sound so amazing

Release public statement through media you have some control over? ✔

You’re on the wrong site; infowars is that way —->

If Snyder was indeed fired, then using his daughter’s suicide as a cover for leaving the project is abhorrent.

I don’t absolutely detest Justice League, as many do, but to put it anywhere near on par with the first Avengers film is pretty ludicrous.

You’re joking, right?

Nah, no matter where you are in the world, dicks should be measured in inches. It’s, like, a rule.

Once ages ago an AV Club commenter described it as “The Citizen Kane of movies about men wearing hats” and that’s still how I think of it.

The old man’s still an artist with a Thompson gun.

Can I request a MacGyver character? His sword would be replaced by a giant paper clip.

Why yes it is. You run around a jungle with giant man sized swords fighting helicopters. If you are lucky the super rare “Air Wolf” might even show up

Miller’s Crossing and it’s not even close.

Short of finding out he’s a serial killer, this is the most definitive proof we can get that Pai is a sociopath. Everything about The Big Lebowski runs so contrary to who Pai is and what he’s doing that he shouldn’t possibly be able to enjoy it. The only cause he has to celebrate it, then, is to ingratiate himself…

I hope he learns what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

“...every character has a new modifier relating to either their dick size.”

Either dick size or what? I’m guessing boob circumference. 

I need more opinions on sand.

How could you overlook Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi?