What does he think about scaffolding though?

Day Nurse is too busy being a Mistress of Karate and Friendship for everyone.

What does her arch-nemesis Day Nurse think of all this?

I think I used too many big words and correct grammar. Bad trolling.

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

Thankfully he’s got that Memphis education to fall back on. Makes me feel a little better about the situation.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

In all seriousness, if Tyrod lights out for Jacksonville this off-season, the Jags could be for real next year.

Inspired by a lengthy conversation he had with my uncle, he told us he wanted to have something to pass down to us, something precious that could help keep together as a family, a reason to remember each other and start new traditions with our own families.

‘Tyrod is the starter’ sounds like an ignorant post on Jalopnik.

Guess he must have seen something in the game tape.

I think the small side demons may be the best part. I hope that guy gets to bite someone eventually.

She’s great but no way. The cast is perfect from top to bottom. Even small side demons.

if you’re a washington fan, you don’t have to choose!

I’d like to meet the guy who ran on the “pro-my-constituents-occasionally-getting-torn-to-pieces-by-crocodiles” platform.

The duly elected leader of a nation is supposed to have more decorum than that.

weird the rest of us fucked Bob Taft (Senior) in that barn don’t know how you missed out

“I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males”.

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Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.