The Celtics were everywhere.

Or “How to finish 0-7 from the field and plus-15 in the same night”

Would you characterize it as more of a “paper fight” or “scissors fight?” 

Kevin Durant and his mom

Five points from Gryffindor for not providing a standard “two things” response.

A whole Minajerie!

*Nickies Minaj

He, like many, probably lost faith in this website after Clark the Cub failed to clear 75% in the 2014 Hall of Fame vote.

More like Mar-didn’t-tellusabouttheinjury, amirite?

That’s what I get for posting after sitting by my grill drinking beer all afternoon.

You are right, the Detroit Tigers have never won an NFL game.

For those wondering (and hoping)—no, the Cleveland Browns do not play the Giants this year.

To be fair, that season was after the Tigers lost Justin Verlander at point guard.

I just went and looked at the Chinese league’s stat leaders this year and Jesus, I am remembering the hell out of some guys over here.

After watching the video, my takeaway is that I’d rather have those two chinese fellas call a game than Reggie Miller.

im just really glad he’s not doing anything to distract his team like doing a kneel during a song

Uh, there were no allegations (not even anonymous ones) on record and Kirkman denied her article was about LCK. And the origin of the story appeared to be a Gawker article.

Ahem...

Just group all the litigants into teams of three and settle this on a court, not in one.

Are The Bills Actually Good?