Psyched for Carlos Beltran. Glad he got his ring.

Other team can’t score if you murder all their batters

They’re all going to be dead soon if McCullers keeps hitting every fucking Dodger who steps into the batter’s box.

Well, it makes sense that one of the rankings was not getting hit by a car.

“and put the Nuggets away 116-1110.”

Meanwhile, KaepLifestyle.com remains down from a coordinated denial of service attack.

My go-to rebound scream was always “WHY AM I IN ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP?!”

People who use custom ring tones are assholes. Just use the factory settings or, better yet, keep it on silent or vibrate. I use the McGyver theme song for mine.

I wonder who will be the first person to complete the San Marino All-Gay Challenge.

He added, “The flag has got nothing to do with why they are protesting.

Meanwhile they keep inviting Drew Stanton and Brett Hundley even though they talk so much that the meetings stall and are never productive.

He should have said “slaves running the plantation,” but that only applies to college athletics.

So his point is that black people are dumb right?

Bruh:

Or someone not “smart” enough to ask their “barber” not to make them look like a “complete asshole.”

funny coming from a man who’s not even “smart” enough to understand the “nuance” of committing fraud with credit cards.

Mannarino’s name sounds like his real last name is Manna, but Mannarino if you guys are tight.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

Who knew a pro wrestling fan would be an expert at wasting someone else’s time?

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