They dominate because millenials (a generation of which I’m a member) refuse to vote. It’s not like their policy positions are inherently desirable to a majority of the population, or even a majority of registered voters. It’s just that the vast majority of people who vote in non-presidential years are 65+ and…

Which they do because they dominate state level politics

They dominate state-level politics because they gerrymander the shit out of everything.

Ah yes, Cy Young’s immortal 51 career wins.

Wilt Chamberlain fucking 20,000 women is the most impressive. In all honesty, my favorite one is how Wilt played 48.53 minutes per game in 1961-62 (got the exact total from Bleacher Report, may be incorrect).

Your comment is butt.

I admire your optimism, but c’mon, man. In the West?

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

Do you have your wallet?

The girl he went home with the night before wasn’t.

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

This was one of the most gutting press conferences I’ve ever heard. Best wishes of health and happiness, Coach Kill.

The only time it bothered me was for the Magic. They should be pretty fun this year! Probably not good, but fun!

and you will never, ever guess No. 1.

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

Some consider Garnett to be a maniacal asshole, but at least he had the courtesy to not back into Coach Saunders’ spot.

No Jerome Champagne in the Tokyo Sexwale.

the eventual Super Bowl winners

Jerry Jones: [browses article] Hmm, this Howard guy makes a good point. Hey, Jason, let’s put Greg on offense!