Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

Ramsay Snow went to Richmond is incredible.

I would like to make love to that Maury/Father of the Constitution sign.

Stevie Wonder can see through the conspiracy.

I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

Albert Burneko is a selfish lover and enters the same contest multiple times on FanDuel.

Berenstein*

Cubs fans:

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

Man, embrace Muscle Hamster. That’s the coolest nickname in the NFL. Dougernaut is what Rob Schneider would call him at the water cooler.

On the flip side, I’m sad to see him go because he was the only reasonable Republican running.

Fringe candidates often serve the important role of getting the front runners to address concerns that the front runners will not tackle. While they often know they do not have a strong legitimate chance to win the election, they will get their voices heard.

My favorite part was how Walcott took himself out of the play by starting his celebration early.

What if he just tattoos it on his face? What then Goodell?!

This reminds of something Kluwe wrote last week about how special teams gets the absolute last priority on personnel choices, practice time, etc. If you’re gonna try this kind of stuff (and God help you if you feel you need to), you had better be willing to devote the time and resources necessary.

If I had to guess, all the former players involved made a promise to keep this quiet but Kevin Ware broke it.

Can I still be surprised that she pimped out her own daughter for $100? Because I’m not a prostitute connoisseur, but that seems ... really low.

And at that point, Drew Magary wrote in his notebooks, “game over” and verily did the journalism gods look down and smile.

TMQ folds its tent and steals off into BIG INTELLECT. As usual, I recommend you talk to everyone you know about why football is evil. Take long walks, especially on 4th down. Attend junior college football games of any division, if only to see what real hard work looks like. Appreciate the beauty of scantily-clad…