I hope that Greg is hard at work on a follow up piece. The world needs more winged strippers

Thank God, I thought you were going to say he was gay or something.

not a reporter, really, mace. it was me. he was a good dude. i got caught up in the moment. sue me.

They were asked to select the 2-3 qualities they most wanted in a partner from a list of 10, fyi.

I think this headline and some of the article are misleading. It seems possible that the survey takers could choose only one trait. So that only 34% chose independence may mean that only 34% chose that as the MOST desired quality. One would think a far higher percentage actually value independence in their womenz.…

Because Dan is bastard man!

Seems pretty petty of Emmit Smith to spend so much time on the Skins team site.

I blame the department and let me tell you why. They praise rookie officers. They’ll go around making a 100 arrests a month, and they’ll praise them. These rookie officers will do anything to get an arrest because they want more praise, you know what I’m saying? This is the result of it. They arrested Gray for some…

By the way, the kids have not banned Shirtless Dad yet.

Nothing says “asshole” like criticizing flawed people under a pseudonym. If this guy had any balls he’d post under his real name.*

Whoever wrote it has never known someone with a serious addiction issue. They can go fuck themselves if they think the addict really wants to be that type of person.

Shoulder separation and shoulder dislocation are not the same thing. Glenohumeral —> Dislocation. Acromioclavicular —> Separation.

Well, to be fair, so is Olynyk.

A 7 foot tall goofy ass Canadian doing the robot. This is why I come to deadspin.

But who will poison the Latino Kotaku?

damn greg did he fuck your bitch or what?

I had an African Politics class my senior year of college and the first thing our professor told us was that if any of us ever referred to Africa the continent as a country or any country in Africa as a continent, he would automatically fail us. This should be a rule in life too.

I am from every continent in Africa except for one and I’m from every continent in Europe except for one...We are a melting pot of beauty

I guess the only issue with him being the King in the North is that the last guy that held that title was brutally murdered, decapitated and then had a giant wolf’s head attached to their body.