Yeah, I came here for the dick and am leaving disappointed.

This is a Deadspin article, so I expected him to actually have a massive erection on the field, not a fuck up.

Wiggins 2020

I'm still not impressed by that father figure lacking Wall.

That Brad Stevens has turned him from an awful player into a just a bad player is amazing.

sorry to interrupt your blissful ignorance but fielding doesn't matter for the slugger all he wants to do is SMASH

My favorite is when Popovich says his team need to “put the ball in the hoop more than the other team”. Now THAT’S coaching.

“And dude, there’s ice all over the place out there! Good thing we all brought our skates. What are the odds, eh?”

Oh, wow. I didn’t realize he’d played baseball at Qualcomm Stadium too.

Wait until he finds out about this candy-assed milk...

He was such a jerk, in fact, that he ended up spending hours playing baseball by himself in a strip mall parking lot.

5 years ago the top commenter would have known the name of the language

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The Hawks aren’t exactly a prestigious team with a rabid fanbase or an internationally recognized brand...

If the Yankees are in need of any more of these sorts of press events, I hear Thurman Munson never officially retired either.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

For the record, every Deadspin staffer that has weighed in thinks it is ten ... except for fucking Barry. His bullshit argument:

Nine? More like nein, amirite?

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.