The bar incident also resulted in the loss of 31 teeth.

Why not keep federal troops there far longer? Occupy the south for decades, execute its leaders, and confiscate their lands.

Ah, but it is a play.

If I could go back in time, I’d have lunch with Adolf Hitler in Vienna, 1912, before he had fully embraced antisemitism. We’d talk about what his plans were for the money from his father’s estate and have a passionate discussion on the merits of zonal marking on set pieces. Hitler would order the schnitzel, and I, the…

Bo knows Bro no knows Bo

How many stars do you want? Take them all.

Jeebus, do they make you turn in your shoelaces every morning when you get to work?

"Deadspin: You'll never find a more wretched hive of self-loathing and misery"

I dislike Melisandre only because she is mean to Davos, who we all know is the true king of Westoros because he is the best.

+1 with reasonable doubt

What does Jameis Winston need to show on the field today?

Fine joke, but YOUR USERNAME

After failing to identify the QB spy, Winston glared at the Air Marshal for an extended period of time, leading some to criticize him further for staring down the safety.

Q - Why does Jameis fly first class?

Clearly the Jets wanted to see how well he fit in with the organization.

If it was the Browns, it's a good thing he didn't find out. We don't need any more people on planes having suicidal thoughts.

these pics are sweet, like something you'd see in a textbook in 40 years [just like how there's pics of james braddock fights or old yankee games]. I'm very high right now

"This is going to fuck up the concourse, dude."

It's about time they catch up with their NL East rivals. The Braves haven't even opened their new ballpark in the suburbs yet, and they're already serving white whine.

Bill Don't Lie (groan)