The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

The triangle offense is a tough fit for today's game. The Knicks should bring in someone to help adapt the offense, perhaps a hall of fame point guard who won some rings in the late 80s/early 90s...

Typical Knicks: they had the biggest ass in the league, but they shipped him off to Cleveland with Iman Shumpert.

Does this make Snyder one of those people who...you know, gives something, but then tries to take it back?

I bet he wishes he didn't hit that first drive so baddeley.

This is horrible

I'd like to see you try closed captioning a Kings and 76ers game without hitting the sauce.

Great, now I have to Google her boobs.

"God, she's beautiful...I mean, 'Her phenotype is pulchritudinous.'"

Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

As a UNC fan, I'm pleased to discover this guy has no game.

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

Hernandez: Is this a yellow cab?

Great. I can look forward to spending the rest of my life listening to arguments as to why Jarred Cosart should be allowed in the Hall of Fame anyway.

You down with OBP?

"You fool, you fell asleep during RAW!"

Great piece, and only one small quibble. Rovell is not "harmless". His worldview is profoundly nihilistic and destructive, which itself isn't a problem, but becomes one when he incessantly peddles it to his x00,000 followers (he blocked me long ago, so I can't look up his stats). He's a sociopath with a large platform.

It makes perfect sense that Rovell would use the argument that a player's Q score would be more important than their ability. It's the most Rovellian argument in existence.

I remember there was a headline here for one of the post-Ray Rice stories, "Face It, Women: The NFL Does Not Give a Shit About You."

If his victims are on board with these guilty pleas and a sentence that seems very light, then this could maybe be acceptable. If they are not, this is a brutal miscarriage of justice.