Actually, if you read the whole piece, only 8 of the team's 46 members were even at the party (the others were away playing a game), the party wasn't an official team event, and the way they've been characterized by the administration isn't exactly reflective of the reality, which is much more complicated than "SPORTS…

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

Now I have to find a way to work "At the end of EVERY BOTTLE, Albert." into my conversation

Hayes McGinley

Purple Hayes

Commentators later added that Hayes has a flashy, naturally-gifted vocabulary, in contrast to his gritty libraryrat teammates.

Like a trio of schoolchildren

Oh shit, this needs so much more love.

So we're all clear on this, it wouldn't be okay if someone wrote, "Greg Howard is Deadspin's best writer and flashiest race-baiter!," right?

"You really don't see that type of player at Oregon."

Kobe's played for years with persistent butt soreness.

Somewhere, Greg Oden smiles, satisfied and reassured by his mistaken interpretation of 'karma'.

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

Come on, Eileen!
Oh I swear by these teams,
At this moment,
You picked everythiiiiiiiiiiing,
So correctly,
But you didn't complete,
The damn bracket,
Or bounce out Krzyzewskiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Come on Eileen

Come on, Eileen!

Cum on Eileen.

How is the last line in the article not "Come on, Eileen!"?

You don't say!

Rawlings should tell Jerry Jones that as long as Hardy remains on the roster, the Cowboys cannot play a single game in his city.