It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

I think you might have that backwards. Not like Drew invented the beat but he has been doing the family man stuff since before he got to Deadspin.

Or you know, forgot their headphones. As always, I'm an idiot.

Yeah but he's talking basketball with his buddy T-Bug.

That would involve traveling back to the past, which is not allowed.

Plus, reading something at work is a lot easier than listening to something at work, for most of us.

Can't wait for Drew to break future haters guides into three parts and also drop a preview podcast for good measure.

If you want blood and guts, Kevin Ware is back in the tourney with Georgia State.

I FEAR CHANGE. PLEASE CAREFULLY TRANSCRIBE AND PUBLISH YOUR COMMENTS.

You see, here's what I hate about this. Rovell definitely doesn't feel like he got owned there, or that some social media manager called him out on being a troll. His first thought is probably "ZOMG LOOK AT THIS ESTABLISHED BRAND INTERACTING WITH ME ON TWITTER SO ENGAGING AND CLEVER BY THE CUBS!"

The perpetual shittyness of the Knicks must have been a calming force in this new topsy-turvy world, I would imagine.

After fumbling and stating he weighed 530 pounds, LenDale White was arrested for DUI and false identification.

I'm pretty sure that if I hate college basketball I should be rooting for Duke, because nothing makes college basketball fans more upset than watching Duke win.

I get that this post is "root for this team" and not "take this team to the final four!" but allow me to be the turd in the punch bowl anyway: they suffer from the same problem Notre Dame does: Their offense is way ahead of their defense. 7th in KenPom offense, 82nd in KenPom defense. The year Duke lost to Lehigh,…

Shut up, nerd.

That is just great.

If Tebow's thoroughly dead career is revived as Lazarus was, does that make Chip Kelly Jesus?