"This is not a drill! It's a hammer and nails... Now let's see if you can actually complete a fucking cross, Tim."

Where are the red playground balls? It's like you all forget entirely about joy when I'm not around.

they are now sending power forward Serge Ibaka to New York for a knee procedure

I feel like the image of an old white millionaire yelling profanity-laced orders at young unpaid black men who are working themselves to exhaustion is something the NCAA would rather not have associated with it's name.

Hearing Richard Sherman's quote in the clip: He's the NCAA's (and NFL's) worst nightmare. A player talented enough to become a star, and smart enough to know how to use that platform once he gets there.

[shakes fist]

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

Wow. That Charlotte lineup is Diaw-Dioppingly bad.

Btw I just realized your name is Kanye Westeros. That's excellent

you had me until you said that group of pretentious fart sniffers at grantland, were light years better than anything else.

It's certainly gotten to the point where Simmons' greatest contribution to sportswriting is Grantland, rather than his own actual material. I'm certainly in agreement that Simmons' writing has been in decline for a while, yet for creating and amassing Grantland's team, he'll always have respect in my books.

PFT Commenter is HILARIOUS. I think I like Magary a little bit better, just because I, too, love feeling smugly superior and calling everyone around me an idiot, rather than parodying them.

It is really amazing how quickly the powers that at Grantland identified and amassed the talent so that when a draft or a big trade happens in the NBA, NFL, MLB, they are the ones whose analysis you go read first.

Tears from Sansa on the floor

i am in love with you right now

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

i just want to say that i envy your user name. it's fab.

nah, the republicans wouldn't take her, she's related to too many black people

i'd like to see how she'd destroy Boehner's life

lets be honest, if she was into politics, she'd have taken ISIS down by now