He fielded a good enough defense to get him out from under most of his charges.

With that type of unexpected shit, it's no wonder why he's a McDonald's All-American.

Looks like his teammate will be playing for UCant.

DeMarco Murray is flying to Philadelphia this morning with the expectation he will be an Eagle

It's like a Deadspin/I Thee Dread crossover episode.

This seems apt:

The combine will prove a trial for him if he is unprepared.

The Veteran Combine now holds the record for most talentless Mike's in one place. Formerly held by the studio that airs Mike & Mike.

Unless he has undergone a complete metamorphosis from the last time we saw him play, I don't think Kafka has a chance.

They need a players union so bad! I know these veterans are no longer useful, but reaping, threshing, and winnowing them should really be the last straw.

Sailboat's saying that Carmelo Anthony is selfish. He plays for the name on the back of his jersey rather than the front. Unfortunately, I've kind of ruined the joke by explaining it. Just know that it was funny.

But what did they have to play for if there's nothing on the backs of their jerseys?

And between 1941-1945, every basketball player shot like Javaris Crittenton.

Oh yeah, no need to apologize. I'm sure a bunch of people have done stuff like that, and my song is a parody of another song so... I wasn't writing it to call you out or anything. Just thought it was super random that someone else would post my song on here. I thought yours was great.

Interestingly enough, I'm VoiceOverDan.

Peter really shiiit the bed on this one.

God damn this is so awful. Shame on you. This is not playful ribbing to be followed by a "+1 you magnificent bastard." This is just terrible. Christ.

You're only about a month late.

Lego is so dumb for rejecting this. Every female lawyer in the country (including me) would order a set to display in her office. They'd make a fortune.