"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

I hope his motor is okay!

I still cant believe that the last time Tim Duncan didn't score a field goal in a game was in Feb of 1994 as a freshman at Wake. His field goal-less streak can officially drink alcohol

I'd also like to give Johnny Manziel another shot, but that would be a cruel thing to do.

I am not to be trusted.

Don't you mean Baldinger's?

+1 for Schrodinger's quarterback.

No he's not. He's Latino. Or Catalan. Perhaps Hispanic.

+1, if for no other reason than because now I'm imagining Rex Ryan stuffing Tebow in a box to test if Erwin's theory was right or not.

Turns out Tebow has been working diligently with Tom House.

I for one can't think of a better way to frame your anti-bigotry message than "Fuck all you bitches."

My Brazilian friend made $91,666.66 per minute working less than 1 hour! No college degree required. To find out how, just go to this website: www.BigOrangeBBall.EZMoney.com.

I don't know why anyone is doubting Fab Melos smarts, I just checked his basketball-reference page, he played 36 minutes in the NBA and made 3.3 million dollars. Sounds like a genius to me.

[Phone rings, Jim Boeheim answers]

[INT. - An Oakland hospital room, March 1985]

And like MY grandfather used to say, "Want 20 bucks? TOO BAD *cackles*"

3 kitchens and I didn't see 1 lunch pail. smh

Justin Vernon recorded "For Emma, Forever Ago" in that garage.

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

Wait, someone on the Mets came up and snatched someone's lunch out of his hands, and it wasn't Bartolo Colon?