Men are terrible. I'm glad I'm a guy, because if I was a woman I'd never ever date. Ever. It blows my mind that any woman would want anything to do with us.

Oh come on, don't try to tell us you're unacquainted with The Black Guy from New York City. Everybody in the city knows The Black Guy. Hell, I've never even been to New York City and I know about The Black Guy.

"You mean Black Jeff? Yeah I know him, he still has my rollerblades. When you see him can you tell him I need my rollerblades back?"

this is hilarious!

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

If your advice includes telling someone to set themselves on fire, it is time to log off.

Can we add "oppressed men/white/Christian/whatever?" The faux-victimhood of people who are the furthest thing in the world from being marginalized is probably my least-favorite part of the internet.

no, log in, set up your webcam and then set yourself on fire.

Also, those who use "Merica" or constantly state "Idiocracy is a documentary"

FUCK YOU FOODBOY

Honest, self-critical, not relying on clichés...O, Canada! What have you done to our precious American athletes??!!?

I apologize to loyal Deadspin readers that a liar posted this blog on my watch.

It's on the PL to rid Spurs of the moniker; imagine a team from an American city using something like "Redskins" to refer to themselves?!

The fact that this has any stars at all is so deeply and profoundly concerning to me.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

That's... actually well thought out and would be a great deal for everyone involved.

Chris Berman (ESPN) to YouTube for the "Bad British Commentary" guy. ESPN gets no improvement on the accuracy, utility, or intelligibility of the commentary and analysis provided, but at least the ineptitude will be knowing and occasionally humorous. Meanwhile, "Swami Sez" goes to the home of amateurish, unfunny…

I can. Nudity.

No fucking way General Mills makes that Marchman deal.

But it's sure nice to think about the sun "absorbing his contract"