Three-way deal (I have no life)

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Skip Bayless to WNEP for Apparently Kid.

Jesus.

Steve Simmons for Stuart Scott.

I will star your comment by giving you a star.

Big shout out to SM-T, and to Sewage Joe.

TOPLESS PARK! TOPLESS PARK!

Ham and mayonaise! HAM AND MAYONAISE! HAM AND MAYONAISE!

Where is Ethel Beavers? This list is invalid.

I disagree with you, is not something that you will hear me say in this comment.

I think a certain blog post author is tired of getting their butt kicked playing Cones of Dunshire.

HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME? AND IN THIS FORUM? OVERREACTING TO MINUTIA IS FUNNY. WHAT ABOUT THAT DON'T YOU GET?

Jerry's ranked:

That's the one you have an issue with? Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa are incredible characters. April can get a little old.

The placement of Perd is high, an assesment of his worth as a character that holds that he is better than 27 characters, but worse than 3.

Ben Wyatt at 25? Did you even watch this show?

Pretty dumb joke as Deadspin is owned by Gawker Media. Hinkie can't actually trade the Deadspin writers.

Damn, I'll issue a correction.

They were just preparing for the draft.