As a Spurs fan, my favorite part of the annual trade deadline madness is all the sweet, calm, pinky-raising tea sipping.

Don't fuck with the Harbaughs.

Bill Simmons must be played by Ellen Degeneres

Hannah Storm : Rainn Wilson

I will always agree with Deadspin's stance on dick humor. Always.

This actually makes a lot of sense. Thank you.

Don't tase me doe!

And people wonder why there aren't more brothers in the NHL.

The speech she (and Ben) made at the Pie-Mary was one of the best feminist moments I think I've ever seen on prime time TV.

This show leaving is breaking my heart, though I acknowledge that it's probably time, before it devolves or jumps a shark. But I really need Amy Poehler on my tv every week telling people how it is.

Never, ever, EVER come to America.

Dude's a beast. I tell you one thing, they'd better not play versus Kansas. He'll make them bleed.

He's like a real-life BEEFTANK.

WYSHINSKI: [takes a shot]

To give some background here: Uzbekistan recently got eliminated from the Asian Cup by South Korea. Uzbekistan actually had a nice nil-nil tie going into extra time, and then gave up two goals. In the lead up to the match, Russian rags did some hot-takes of how the Uzbek team was much better and how they had a…

Too bad this would never work for the Falllllllllllcons.

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This is a Darko day indeed.

"We don't believe him, he changes many things around here beside his draft board."