Kelce de Leche

The notion of someone going to a poop post every year to leave a comment about how they never read said poop post is the saddest thing I've read today. And I just read a bunch of stories about people shitting themselves.

All due respect, you are absolutely out of your mind. These emails are hilarious, probably the only thing on Deadspin that I have actually laughed at in several months. I'm not sure which of our posts will win out, but I would point out that the (awesome) poop-by-the-side-of-the-highway story below is already the most…

I rarely laugh out loud from reading something, but did several times on these. Lowbrow? So be it. It's comforting to know that others suffer similarly.

What a weenie, I haven't laughed so hard reading something for years: #Je Suis a Perpetual Adolescent

Man, whaddya got against poop? Hater! :)

You are a monster.

It is SERIOUSLY one of my favorites. But I'm not going to argue which one of us is crazy ;0)

I look forward to the inevitable rebuttal

Don't shit on this post. It's fantastic.

Rebuttal. Nice one.

One would assume there would be some sort of eligibility rule preventing a team from running a random old man onto the court in an actual game

I think you and I part ways over what constitutes "weird as shit". This seems pretty straightforward: someone left a note on his car that told him he and his family should be raped by moose or something like that, and this is his response.

Vinne DigestsABirdie

Robert Griffin the Turd

Manti Me'ow

Jim Hairball

Pussy Umenyiora?

the lego movie didn't get a nod for best animated film

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.