Good list, Greg. Some people are bound to disagree with the order, but that's okay. It's not like these are set in stone.

What? What? Honoring thy mother and father ahead of not bearing false witness? That is horse shit, Greg.

The Sun is looking into this.

Joe McKnight would have loved to get after that.

I like this joke. Ultimately though, I think the effort was Feudal.

Sure thing, Kitchen Hat!

Typical HuffulePuff Hat

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

Come on, man—that Guilder joke was money.

Baht that was Kid Hustles' Crowning achievement. It was a Stirling effort.

That many years in the minors teaches you some valuable life lessons. You probably learn the value of money and how to budget your cash. For example, Guilder Rodriguez always insists that he and his dates go Dutch.

Yeah, but they were *STILL* unable to screw in that light bulb.

Saying "We can't dog nobody" should be grounds for a CAT scan.

Roaches are red.

Josh Gordon: [understands Tweet is really about Canadian weed]

I'd like to go on record here: I fully support domestic violets. If you don't like it, you can take your other 63 crayons and just get the hell out.

Such a damn shame.

*picks up Stepfan Taylor in both FF leagues*

Zygi Wilf and the Vikings Management on

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.

You will immediately notice that A-B is not actually doing anything, or even threatening to do anything, or even hinting at the possibility of considering maybe doing anything.