The responsibilities of a blocker are real simple. We block our guy and the RB should make us right. They have time to see where the block is going. A good RB will have the patience to see what's developing, then hit the hole. If I'm pulling, it should time up to where I either kickout and the back goes inside or I…

I stand with you, brothers. If everyone else casts an amnesia spell and we deflect it back at them, this will be so much easier.

I....good god, did you just make a reference to when Lockhard tried to heal Harry's arm but removed the bones instead? And did I get it right away?

I've got this one: when someone gets a hit.

This is why I use arena football as my moral compass.

He also appears to be a dog guy.

I have to be honest, the last person I would expect to give such an eloquent speech about domestic violence is a guy named James Brown.

I think you're confusing him with someone who had a long career as a professional athlete.

+ log10

I'd hardly describe Kevin Durant as useless. He has one u.

That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.

Wait, where's 'getting hit by a car'?

Bout damn time we can get back to talking about how bad the Giants suck...

It's impressive, but I'd like to see it next to a football score-rectangle, or a based-ball hit

I'd also like to see what this looks like next to a football triangle and a tennis rhombus.

Wow, he could have cleared two hockey rectangles!

Basketball ring? Where is this guy from?

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

There was also a version where a pie chart was used, but it didn't last long.

/rant on