"...can you believe this guy? I mean seriously, what a lazy, lethargic asshole..."

The Rockies are 49-76. She isn't missing much.

I absolutely hear yah.

Er1 is totally overrated. Only a Red Sox homer would think he's even going to get close to ,a.,.,,,,.,scrdz.

Jesus, I really don't understand sabermetrics.

Good to see Gammons making sense of this whole Ferguson situation.

This reminds me of when the NFL had the Super Bowl in some fictional town called "Jacksonville".

Head architect Grigory Potemkin has some really beautiful plans for it, though.

#lookatthebones

Goddamnit. All the jokes using this quote and mine is the most obscure.

"My past," she told the room, "is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."

"My past," she told the room, "is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."

In fairness, 1.2 YPC. No need to round down.

+1 YPC

Better moves than Trent Richardson!

I've told this one before, but: I was a commenter back in the star-system days, and I had a habit of emailing Craggs from time to time with lengthy and annoying screeds covering minor disagreements with even-more-minor points in things he'd written. Finally, aroudn the time he got the EIC gig, he got sick of my…

I thought it would be more emotionally scarring than almost anything else.

I would shoot you point blank in the dick with a potato cannon if you didn't have such a good name screen name. Pineapple rules.

He's now selling a line of javelins for the average person to learn to throw into things. Yes, he's invented...

*Eriksson