The red delicious would have been the lowest fruit on the list if Kyle Wagner hadn't given it a 10, which is the worst judgment a human being has ever exhibited.

Rasberries you serious? I can't believe you found 9 other bums to agree w/you. You really are a Kanye.....

Well done.

No, it was only 13 people, but we weren't restricted to whole numbers, so that messed up the decimals.

Well don't shove it back there so far. It's not a competition. Most of the time, at least.

We should be able to see Jolie's choices, she should be forced to defend them, and then tell us how to get them out of a white dress shirt.

Blackberry is the only berry that matters. Also note that it is ranked ahead of raspberry.

When life gives you lemons in the top 5, YOU FREAK THE FUCK OUT!

Some fun facts about our polling.

Raspberries suck. Pineapple rules, dickhead!

Things did get awkward during one meeting when Mitchell mentioned that he was a split end. The book club then spent the next 45 minutes recommending various shampoos and salons.

Yeah we all know the Orioles will flame out this season.

Will this be on after midnight, to prevent kids from watching Bill Simmons deep throat the Boston Celtics?

Lubricate your joints.

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

That would be the best thing to happen to baseball since Jackie Robinson.

Yeah, Jeets

Technically, all MLB players are previously unnamed until birth, and sometimes until several days afterwards.

Spurs Player: Oh. My. God. Becky, look at his butt. It is so big.

Becky Hammon is the shit, I love that she's the one who gets this opportunity.