Well aren't you super important?

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

Good to see Zach using the LaHimself app.

He was actually running a Scott Brooks-designed play coming out of a timeout.

All speed but no hands? This sheep should be called Darrius Heyward-Baaaaaaaaaaaaey.

The problem with gingers is if you extend them too far, they snap.

Go with "QB Bills" !

Stop using Emmitt as the escape goat.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

Hunter Pence thinks Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix is the best cereal ever.

Juicebox Samm

I keep waiting for Terry Tate, office linebacker, to come out of nowhere and form tackle destroy her.

Great album start to finish. Their best IMO, and as the joke goes, one of the finest R.E.M. albums of the last couple decades.

Love this song! For those of you interested in the actual making of music, here is an interesting article on how this album, and specifically this song, was recorded. And since he plays guitar on "Down By the Water," here's some more Peter Buck.

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This isn't really a surprise. I've been a Celtics season ticket holder for 20 years, and according to the guys in my section every NBA referee is gay.

Asked her opinion on whether sexuality was innate, Palmer replied "A zebra can't change its stripes"

"That was the '94 Knicks of cruise liner sinkings."