Man, I'd forgotten how aggressively awful that whole list is.

No, no, no. You are missing the point.

We are not too picky.

"The group is a pretty average group of guys. 12 of us in total ranging from probably 25 years old to 55 years old."

We encourage you to expand upon this research and get licking.

[opens Kinja preferences]

This, plus more water bills.

I'm sorry

What they said, but with scores on the top of the page so I didn't have to visit ESPN for the results and Deadspin to find out how I should think about the results.

75% less commenters.

No kinja.

My god, I was half joking, but he literally just said the exact same thing and still doens't realize what's wrong with it.

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

Hey now, I know plenty of male orcs who would never hit a woman unless she was charging at them with a weapon in hand.

I expected some of it, but a girl pretending to have an orgasm on her brother's lap isn't surprising to you?

I'm sorry, but Ballsacagewa cracked me up.

Was he a rear admiral?

So stupid, but I can't stop laughing like a moron.

[removes monocle]