tl;B/R

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

There can be no doubt Dunbar is telling the truth about what happened. When it comes to fighting, or indeed any other subject, Americans are notorious for their difficulty understanding, let alone countering, Dmetrique's system.

Nurse! I need you take a temperature on this take, stat!

Shouldn't this be on Regressing?

Holy shit, this is underappreciated. +1

At least she's not completely crazy. She got the hundreds of thousands killed in the Holocaust right.

WORDUPTHOME!

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

1. Voice strong opinion

Chapters I - XXII: Lovie Smith is the new coach of the Bucs. He's excited, we're excited, everyone's excited!! Also, he is basically the living embodiment of conventional wisdom on how to build a football tea.

Holy fuck. There are 22 chapters?

I actually found your summary really funny, as it makes the entire existence of such a piece so obviously absurd.

Congrats!

Make it Chic-Fil-A Sauce and you've got yourself a deal.

This is impressive. Even beloved former Buccaneer Warren Sapp stopped after Chapter Nine.

I think this makes you our winner. Email your address to ley at deadspin dot com and I'll get your prizes to you. Thanks for your service.

tl;dr

$23.42 to read 32,000 words may not seem like much, but it's actually the same amount that was paid to the writer, who is a Buccaneers cheerleader.

I read it. Turns out they just excerpted a bit of Burneko's recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich.