AS FOR YOU, TODD

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Yeah, you guys should replace all the section breaks in Greg's Jason Whitlock story with "AS FOR YOU, TODD."

I don't want that shirt but I do want a shirt that says in the same font "AS FOR YOU TODD, YOU ARE A BITCH OF THE HIGHEST ORDER."

I really wanted that to end with a pool dunk.

Damn

Which week?

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Andres Galarraga

Rutherford wasn't a sexy pick, or even one that was much talked-about, and the reason for that is that he probably isn't a very good one

Given inflation, it was likely he would never retain his cultural value.

Thank you and we're done here.

I bet you Jeter's kids will give him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug every year, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's not even in the top 10 greatest dads.

To Rick Reilly's new readers (whenever they come along):

As the currently at-home dad of an almost-three year old, all I can say is, "mother f@$%ing Pingu." If your child has not discovered this bane of intelligence on Netflix, then consider yourself lucky.

"Coward."

How did Deadspin obtain Pat Burrell's wedding invitation list?

You can love sports and not be a fuckhead about it.

http://deadspin.com/cereals-ranked…

We pretty much only listen to Lil B. Every last one of us.