+1, I lol'd

Recruit: (attends Rice)

I never thought my life would come to the point where I am clicking a link for a backstory on a guy throwing a raccoon...but here we are...

This is all about sucking, so I'll begin with me, in a parking lot...

It's what Darren Rovell would do if he were an athlete.

A definitive answer for critics who say his football career should stand on its OWN.

Those that don't have a radio in their house, those that live far enough outside of the city center to get good reception, those that use their smartphone to listen to their favorite stations, those that moved away from their hometown but still want to listen to their hometown station, not you

I'm listening to KFI right now. I have a computer so I don't have a need for radio except for emergencies. But I have 2 cars with functioning radios so I'm covered there.

Living in CO I like to listen to local shows from where I'm from on I Heart Radio rather than the non-stop Bronco dribble these local hacks bring. RADIO SALVATION.

People with white-collar jobs who really like the dulcet tones of an NPR anchor during the workday.

People without a radio near the computer who want to listen to their local station

Given the way it skews, I'd guess it's NPR.

Big Baby Davis is Meatwad

Don't listen to that guy. Give the people what they want!

I don't know the answer to your question, but I'm extremely jealous that I didn't think of your nickname before you did.

I've almost posted this a few times and never quite pulled the trigger, but honestly this doesn't surprise me. When I was back at Wisconsin, Jim Sorgi was in an accounting class of mine (supposed to sit next to me) and he was never there. Literally not once. Lee Evans was also in one of my 300 level (I think it was…

That's surprising of NBCSN, showing hardcore porn. I'm shocked by the low 0.7 rating.

Ooh, or picking ping-pong balls out of a tumbler? I'm hard already.

You have to take into account this is the only NFL draft this year. There are still 645 NBA playoff games left.

As a San Antonio resident I would like to apologize for the vulgar display shown here in the screencap. We might like to do things our way down here in Texas, but there's no excuse for the maintenance staff allowing the snake to make it onto the court.