That's a crap load of vodka

He expects his 3-year old to live in an NBA locker room? Or...am I reading that wrong?

Great breakdown.

Why is there so much NBA stuff on deadspin and not hocke.?.....No just kidding fuck hockey.

Who's the real racist? Certainly not i.

"These men are losers." Douglas blithely commented on his favorite sports blog.

these are good tweets

"You should try crab."

"My full...little...piece: It's hard... about Bill Simmons these days.

Via XKCD -

Plank makes a great point. If Silver had any sense of decency, he'd have brought down the hammer on Donte Stallworth a long time ago.

"Bill Simmons.... isn't a writer so much as a..... catholic.... White Shadow; [...] nothing more[.] [W]ell, let's just say.... that ... suck."

My full quote, which is a little kinder than the stray pieces in Rob's story would indicate:

Don, Clod, Banned, Damn

But can he appear with the Clippers on Instagram?

Just pack the stadium, make sure Sterling is there, lock the doors, and play this:

quite the struggle against what would surely have been a terribly unfunny joke. Good work.

I don't watch much ESPN anymore so I have no idea who Sarah Spain is, but I've just become a big fan of hers.

Does this make Sarah Spain elite?