In LA even the first pitch leaves the park early

is this a good or bad move by donovan mcnabb? will he get another chance in football? Y or N?

Whoever taught Marchman how to eat cereal.

What is the best kind of soup.

I have been called many awful things, but never "from Massachusetts". You take that back.

Hey Ed! Why so inappropriate?

Oh I get it. He drinks grapefruit juice but also hits like huge home runs, which are like grapefruit pitches to him. LOL. Nice work.

OJ Ortiz? That makes no sense!

To be fair 25.82 of those seconds were spent between 1st and 2nd base as Ortiz tried and failed to answer the question, "Who but W.B. Mason?"

Bullshit. We're still in the "Boomerang Zone."

I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and…

You fucking bastards eliminated Fawaz Wazwaz, Bubbles Chwat, and Bufus Dewberry. Don't fuck this one up too.

Shamus Beaglehole: He takes a dump on the pitch, seven days a week

I love how this entire post is basically hipster posturing about how uncool and awful Game of Thrones is, followed by a passionate demand that a something be done, betraying how much this supposedly awful show has totally captivated the author. This is the pure essence of hipsterism distilled into one glorious…

He was a big disappointment to Craggs in '13, who did all he could to make Petchesky a solid writer, but just didn't respond.

Still better than Marchman's cereal list.

Update: The Mets are sorry.

That's nothing compared my high school baseball team's twitter feed anytime my teammate, Dave Lersgood, got a hit.

What idiots. How the fuck do you forget the #tcot?

"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.